Who Are You Calling Vermin?
(Author) Pam Ayres'Maybe the polluters will purify our streams. Purify our waterways? In your bloomin' dreams! All will be rewilded, all will be renewed, The country will look lovely, But we won't have any food. Our stocks will be sustainable, The French will be our friends, We shall live in harmony, until the bitter end.' Hidden beyond the bluebell woods and babbling brooks, there is great unrest in our countryside. In this lyrical satire, Pam Ayres highlights the undercurrents simmering beyond the patchwork of fields. We meet the angry fishermen who can't afford to live in their own villages, the indignant farmers who get the blame for everything and the old man grieving for the unspoilt village of his youth. The animals have their say too, from the persecuted grey squirrel who didn't want to leave America anyway, the barn owl mourning his now-converted ancient barn, and the humble maligned mole, all of whom come together and demand to know: Who Are You Calling Vermin?
Pam Ayres
Pam Ayres is a British poet, comedian, and broadcaster known for her humorous and accessible poetry that often reflects on everyday life and experiences. Her down-to-earth style and witty observations have made her a beloved figure in British literature and entertainment.
Some of Ayres' most notable works include "The Works: The Classic Collection" and "Surgically Enhanced". She has published numerous poetry collections and has also written several books, children's stories, and memoirs.
Ayres' contributions to literature include bringing poetry to a wider audience through her performances on television and radio. Her work has resonated with readers and listeners alike, earning her a loyal following and critical acclaim.
One of her most famous works is the poem "Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Teeth", which humorously explores the consequences of neglecting dental care. This poem, like much of Ayres' work, showcases her talent for blending humor with insight and nostalgia.
Overall, Pam Ayres' work has had a significant impact on the literary genre of comedic poetry, and she continues to entertain and inspire audiences with her unique voice and perspective.
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