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A HILARIOUS UPSCALE GAY Whodunit THE SCENE. It was to be a spectacular party for a bevy of elite gay men hosted by greeting card magnate Marc Monarch - famously known for delivering the most audaciously themed events and never without The Big Finish! As the mansion fills, guest Winston Clarke is sharing humorous stories about growing up with his dysfunctional family - having fun getting the laughs over his surreal childhood experiences. The scene shifts when Stephan Denino arrives in hysterics, hijacking everyone's attention with the announcement that his huge, prized collection of fashion dolls has been stolen. He frantically waves around a photo left by the criminal of a naked doll bound by yarn with a gun to its head along with a warning not to tell anyone. But he can't help himself. Is it a kidnapping? Random dolly assassination? Payback? The mystery is afoot for our protagonist Winston, who loves a good story, as he navigates his way through the party and discovers the disturbed captor is anonymously there ... and hasn't finished tormenting Mr. Denino for all to watch and gasp in horror.