Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations
(Autor) Gyles BrandrethWriter, broadcaster, and wit Gyles Brandreth has completely revised Ned Sherrin's classic collection of wisecracks, one-liners, and anecdotes. With over 1,000 new quotations from all media, it's easy to find hilarious quotes on subjects ranging from Argument to Diets, from Computers to The Weather. Add sparkle to your speeches and presentations, or just enjoy a good laugh in company with Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain, Joan Rivers, Kathy Lette, Frankie Boyle, and friends. "Now we have the World Wide Web (the only thing I know of whose shortened form-www-takes three times longer to say than what it's short for)" --Douglas Adams "Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends" --Woody Allen "Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight" --Phyllis Diller "Having a baby is like getting a tattoo on your face. You really need to be certain it's what you want before you commit" --Elizabeth Gilbert "The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it" --Terry Pratchett "Retreat, hell We're only attacking in another direction" --American general Oliver P. Smith
Gyles Brandreth
Gyles Brandreth is a British writer, broadcaster, and former Member of Parliament. He is known for his witty style of writing, often combining humor with historical anecdotes. Brandreth has written numerous books on a variety of topics, including biography, history, and language.
One of his most notable works is "Oscar Wilde and the Candlelight Murders," a series of mystery novels featuring the famous playwright as a detective. Brandreth's unique blend of humor and intrigue has made him a popular author in the crime fiction genre.
In addition to his writing, Brandreth has made significant contributions to literature through his work as a journalist and broadcaster. He has appeared on various television and radio programs, sharing his knowledge and passion for the written word with audiences around the world. Brandreth's engaging storytelling and sharp wit have cemented his place as a beloved figure in the literary world.