Sigmund Stanley Spider Squared

What happens when a spider is extraordinarily rare? Absolutely square? Sigmund is more than happy to tell you. Well, maybe happy is not the right word for it. Sigmund Stanley Spider Squared is a comical tale of a spider that is shaped a bit differently than the rest and how this shape presents its own unique set of problems. Will Sigmund learn to just cope with his peculiarity and master the skills needed to conquer his "I can'ts"?